“Do you know how you felt when you would lean all the way back in a chair, and just before you were about to tip over, at the very last second, you'd catch yourself ? That's how I feel all the time.”

“You know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back so you're just on two legs and you lean too far so you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time...”

“You can't talk about fucking in America, people say you're dirty. But if you talk about killing somebody, that's cool.”

“I believe the ability to think is blessed. If you can think about a situation, you can deal with it. The big struggle is to keep your head clear enough to think.”

“But thoughts don't care about truth and shit. They sit up in your mind and fuck with you whenever.”

“I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, "I wanna grow up and be a critic.”

“Who you gonna believe, bitch? Me? or your lying eyes?”