“Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.”

“My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married adn I didn't want him to.”

“I never panic when I get lost. I just change where it is I want to go.”

“I don't panic when I get lost. I just change where I want to go.”

“My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.”

“I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”

“I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen”