“The trouble with conspiracies is that they rot internally.”

“I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.—Brigadier General Jack D. Ripper”

“Do you think it’s a conspiracy?’‘Mr Durukan, if God is dead then everything is conspiracy.”

“The main thing that I learned about conspiracy theory, is that conspiracy theorists believe in a conspiracy because that is more comforting. The truth of the world is that it is actually chaotic. The truth is that it is not The Iluminati, or The Jewish Banking Conspiracy, or the Gray Alien Theory. The truth is far more frightening - Nobody is in control. The world is rudderless.”

“What do you call a conspiracy theory that's backed up by evidence? Oh yes, a conspiracy”

“Everyone loves a conspiracy.”