“Sleep is a weapon!”

“What is the only provocation that could bring about the use of nuclear weapons? Nuclear weapons. What is the priority target for nuclear weapons? Nuclear weapons. What is the only established defense against nuclear weapons? Nuclear weapons. How do we prevent the use of nuclear weapons? By threatening the use of nuclear weapons. And we can't get rid of nuclear weapons, because of nuclear weapons. The intransigence, it seems, is a function of the weapons themselves.”

“If Iraq's weapons are weapons of mass destruction, surely ours are weapons of growth and nurturing.”

“You want weapons? We're in a library! Books! The best weapons in the world!”

“Religion, too, is a weapon. What manner of weapon is religion when it becomes the government?”

“Any weapon is a good weapon as long as ye can use it with honor and skill.”