“He said that the only decent German philosopher was Lichtenberg, who was less a philosopher than the ultimate jokester and clown.”
“A German philosopher once wrote that he who fights monsters must take care that he doesn't become one himself.”
“He was a philosopher, if you know what that was.’‘A man who dreams of fewer things than there are in heaven and earth,’ said the Savage promptly.‘Quite so…”
“If you know how to spend less than you get, you have the philosopher's stone.”
“When I was twelve, I was interviewed by a doctoral candidate in education and asked what I wanted to be when I grew up. I said that I either wanted to be a philosopher or a clown, and I understood then, I think, that much depended on whether or not I found the world worth philosophizing about, and what the price of seriousness might be.”
“Mr. Pickwick was a philosopher, but philosophers are only men in armour, after all.”