“Posthumous: It sounds like the name of a Roman gladiator, an unconquered gladiator. At least that’s what poor Posthumous would like to believe. It gives him courage.”
“- How is he in bed? Gladiator or poet?- Hmmm... A poetic gladiator.”
“What a waste of time to be posthumously famous.”
“Two blue men the size of football players walking through a store wrapped in Roman gladiator armor was bound to attract attention.”
“What kind of moron wants to be a gladiator?”
“Look at this save. Cat-like, jungle-like, quick. Big puma. Big, beautiful, brave gladiator goalkeeper. Spartacus, I called him. Mix in a bit of octopus. Beautiful.”