“It was 911 calling me. If you can believe it. Them calling me.”
“You can call me Patch. No really. Call me.”
“When a bird crapped on my window, he called 911.”
“You don't have to believe in my miracles. You can call them accidents or coincidences, if you must. But don't pity me for my faith. And don't presume that you're better, just because you believe something different.”
“They called me mad, and I called them mad, and damn them, they outvoted me.”
“My friend's call me Peter"..."But you can call me Pan.""Why should I call you Pan?""Because Pan is a god, and I practically own you.”