“Is food a substitute for love? No, love is a substitute for food. And a pretty poor substitute at that.”

“Food is the best substitute for everything, because it does not put up any resistance, but surrenders instantly.”

“There is no substitute for hard work and taking responsibility for own own lives. And there is no substitute for love, patience, kindness and acceptance.”

“Valor is a poor substitute for numbers”

“Sexual intercourse is a poor substitute for masturbation.”

“Outside show is a poor substitute for inner worth.”

“Impatience is a poor substitute for a well-considered plan.”