“Don't steal - the government hates competition!”
“The rules that govern competition between species are (and must be) very different from the rules that govern competition within species.”
“Steal five dollars and you're a common thief. Steal thousands and you're either the government or a hero.”
“Competition does a much more effective job than government at protecting consumers.”
“Well, I don't have much competition here.""You don't have much competition anywhere.”
“The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would steal them away.”