“You perceive, do you not, that our national fairy tales reflect the inmost desires of the Briton and the Gaul?”
“Do you believe in fairy tales?""What...what kind of fairy tales?""The kind you aren't supposed to waste your life on.”
“Do I look like a freaking fairy - tale princess to you?”
“If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales.”
“Fairy Tales do not generally come true. If you mary a frog, he stays a frog.”
“This was not a fairy-tale castle and there was no such thing as a fairy-tale ending, but sometimes you could threaten to kick the handsome prince in the ham-and-eggs.”