“Having two non-functional parties is not a democracy, it's a losing coin flip.”
“They ought to do away with divorce settlements. Instead, both parties should flip a coin. The winner gets to stay where he or she is and keep everything. The loser goes to Paraguay. That´s it.”
“If you flip a coin 1000 times, eventually it's going to roll away someplace where you can't get it.”
“If I flip a coin, what are the chances I'll get head?”
“The flip side of the coin of which Good and Evil are but one side.”
“Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule—and both commonly succeed, and are right.”