“In baiting a mousetrap with cheese, always leave room for the mouse.”

“Confront a child, a puppy, and a kitten with a sudden danger; the child will turn instinctively for assistance, the puppy will grovel in abject submission, the kitten will brace its tiny body for a frantic resistance.”

“I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.”

“I hate posterity - it's so fond of having the last word.”

“Every reformation must have its victims. You can’t expect the fatted calf to share the enthusiasm of the angels over the prodigal’s return.”

“The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have reminiscences of what never happened.”

“The people of Crete unfortunately make more history than they can consume locally.”