“The world is big conspiracy to make you happy.”

“Nothing in the world can make you happy; everything in the world can encourage you to be happy”

“Jesus makes you happy in reality. The world makes you happy escaping from reality.”

“The main thing that I learned about conspiracy theory, is that conspiracy theorists believe in a conspiracy because that is more comforting. The truth of the world is that it is actually chaotic. The truth is that it is not The Iluminati, or The Jewish Banking Conspiracy, or the Gray Alien Theory. The truth is far more frightening - Nobody is in control. The world is rudderless.”

“All he knew was that you couldn't hope to try for the big stuff, like world peace and happiness, but you might just about be able to achieve some tiny deed that'd make the world, in a small way, a better place. Like shooting someone.”

“If the entire world sought to make itself worthy of happiness rather than make itself happy, then the entire world would be happy.”