“Not everyone who comes to Luna's on gig nights is here to see me. Some people are actually more interested in the coffee. Or the scones. Or in hitting on Emily.""Oh, I didn't say I wasn’t' here to hit on Em," I say. "Just that hitting on Em and enjoying your music aren't mutually exclusive.”

“He’d actually hit me! It didn’t matter that hitting me wasn’t really like hitting a regular girl and I’d be completely healed in a matter of hours. I was still a freaking girl, and he damned well knew it. I’d just have to hit him back. With a lead pipe. Or an eighteen-wheeler.”

“I don't know if there is actually more rain here in England, or if it was just that the rain seemed to be so deliberately annoying. Every drop hit the window with a peevish "Am I bothering you? Does this make you cold and wet? Oh, sorry.”

“Hell, I can't hit a girl. Here, Claire. You hit her.”

“Random Guy: You can't snowboard? Want me to teach you?Haruna: Huh?Random Guy: You here with your friends? I am too, but do you want to board together?Haruna: What? Could you be...hitting on me?Random Guy: Haha. That's...an extremely direct way to put it, but yes, I'm hitting on you.Haruna: Wait, I know. Is it that you have some kind of secret grudge against Komiyama Yoh?Random Guy: Who?Haruna: Or you're going to sell me, or take my money, or something?Random Guy: Uh...No...Haruna: You mean you're purely trying to pick me up?Random Guy: Yes, purely...Haruna: Yoh! I got hit on!Random Guy: Oh, so your boyfriends here. Please excuse me.Haruna: He was trying to pick me up! Isn't that incredible!Yoh: It's not incredible!! Don't get picked up!!Haruna: This is the first time that I've been hit on in my entire life!Yoh: Don't get hit on up here! What are you so happy about?Haruna: I'm not happy. It's more like... surprised?Yoh: You should've hurried up and said no right away!Haruna: Well, it was my first time getting hit on, so I'd never had to say no before, so I didn't know what to do and...Yoh: In that situation, just hit the guy!Hatuna: Whaaaat? With my fist?Yoh: With your fist! Or just slap him!Haruna: Understood. I'll hit them!”

“Students, eh? Love 'em or hate 'em, you can't hit them with a shovel!”