“I'm told I have the body of a god.""A Greek god, or one of those gods with the horse heads or elephant's legs coming out of their chests?" Alan asked. "Next time someone tells you that, ask them to specify.”
“Oh you're one of those people are you? The people who ask God for something and when they get it, they tell God to forget about answering that particular prayer because it's just happened. That's one of my pet hates, I'm sorry.”
“I looked to the ceiling and told God, “God, next time I want an adventure, strike me with lightning. You have my permission.”
“When people ask me how they can know God's will for their lives, I tell them the best first step is to know God. Beyond that I really don't have any steps.”
“Please God, please God, can you please tell me why? I ask this of you, yet in my heart, I know.”
“When we ask God to transform those who oppose us, we are also asking God to transform us.”