“Pastor McFucking Bride this . . . Pastor McFucking Bride that. Fuck him!”
“The church is not a campus but a community. Pastors are not CEOs; they are shepherds.”
“A pastor, a politician, and a brick walk into a bar, and the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve rigid nonthinkers here.” So the brick and the pastor look at the politician, who turns around and leaves. ”
“She squinted up at him. "But I haven't always made good decisions." Pastor Harris smiled. "All that shows is that you're human.”
“Put this in your 'pastoral' pipe and smoke it!!!"~R. Alan Woods [2012]”
“Prisons are hate factories, Pastor, and society wants more and more of them.”