“Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.”

“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring.”

“Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day.Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.”

“if you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day, if you teach a man to fish he'll eat all the fish you may have caught for yourself”

“Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak.”

“If you give a man a fish he is hungry again in an hour. If you teach him to catch a fish you do him a good turn.”

“Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day, give him some horns and he can be a Circus Seal act”