“There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the proper application of fonts and color.”
“Times New Roman is not a font choice so much as the absence of a font choice, like the blackness of deep space is not a color.”
“Whether a mother's gentle kiss or a dreadnought's full broadside, there is no problem that cannot be solved by the proper application of the correct amount of force”
“Color me....BRILLIANT.”
“Philosophy cannot be taught; it is the application of the sciences to truth.”
“My rear end was blood-raw from my so called brilliant ideas rebounding on me.”