“Your inability to see other possibilities and your lack of vocabularyare your brain’s limits, not the universe’s.”

“The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you might not reach your 26th.”

“Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there's no limit to what you can achieve. ”

“I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.”

“Your shower is ready - I turned it on last night.”

“it is not belief to say God exists and then continue sinning and hoarding your wealth while innocent people die of starvation. When belief does not control your most important decisions, it is not belief in the underlying reality, it is belief in the usefulness of believing.”

“Intelligence is a measure of how well you function within your level of awareness.”