“The world of [comic book] collecting is not a pretty place. For a bunch of guys who like good-over-evil stories, you sure meet a lot of morally bankrupt assholes.”
“A lot of people seem nice when you first meet them. Then later you find out that they are evil villains who plan to take over the world.”
“Jesus "...It sounds like these guys would be filed under Assholes Who do Evil Shit in My Name.”
“More like the movie where the guy meets a smart girl who wears a lot of sweaters and drinks cocoa. They talk about books and issues and kiss in the rain.”
“You can't judge a book by it's cover but you can sure sell a bunch of books if you have a good one.”
“There wasn’t an official rule book that he knew of, but he was pretty sure a guy didn’t bend his best damn friend over the kitchen table.”