“Borys had volunteered to save Hunter the trouble. Hunter had threatened Borys the trouble of breathing if (he) got near Abbie when she had no clothes on.’ (Abbie)”

“You threatened to tell his girlfriend he’d been involved with you? (Hunter)No, I threatened to tell Brittany he made a pass at me if he didn’t help. He’s a slimeball I wouldn’t let touch my dead philodendron. (Abbie)”

“How do you do that? (Abbie)What, sweetheart? (Hunter)Make me crazy to beat you one minute and crazy to love you the next. (Abbie)”

“Don’t yell at me when I just survived a near-death experience. (Abbie)”

“Do you realize you could have been killed? (Hunter)No, that was just a practice run. I’m thinking about trying it again because it was so. Much. Fun! What the hell do you think? (Abbie)”

“What’s got your jockstrap in a wad? (Abbie)”

“She made a suck-bad prisoner of war wanting to sleep with the enemy.’ (Abbie)”