“Great, just great. The only thing to make him a worse asshole would be to kick a puppy.’ (Nathan)”

“Whoever was responsible for his death would pay and the devil in him would demand double the interest. (Nathan)”

“Tell me again how great you are, asshole. Nothing like a steel enema to ruin even your best day. (Fang)”

“I’m staying here tonight. I can bunk on the floor. (Nathan)What if I say no? (Terri)I’ll just break in after you go to sleep and still bunk on the floor. (Nathan)”

“You would make a great teacher. (Grace)Commander to teacher. Why not call me Cato the Elder, and really insult me while you’re at it? (Julian)”

“You must have had such a great childhood with a man like that for your father. (Delphine)Yeah. All puppy dogs and rainbows and those weird furry people with padded coat hangers on their heads that look like space aliens on acid. (Jericho)”

“He started not to answer it, but it was his agent, Mori, and if he didn’t answer Mori would worry him like a neurotic puppy with a urinary tract infection needing to go piss in the snow.’ (Aiden)”