“Greetings, O Great Gazoo. How nice of you to join us here on planet Earth again. (Cael)Thanks, Barney. How’s Betty and Bam Bam doing? (Acheron)Great, if I could only get them away from Wilma and Pebbles. Those women are nothing but trouble. (Cael)Nah, they’re good women. It’s the ones in red who are always the downfall of good men. (Acheron)”

“Tell me, Acheron, is there anyone you will ever trust enough to release your soul? (Artemis)You know better. You’ve tutored me too well on how vicious women are. On how much love ruins and destroys. Thank you for the lesson, Artemis. It was just what I needed. And I assure you, it’s one I’ll never forget. (Acheron)”

“They didn’t have novels back then. (Tory)History says they didn’t have books, yet what’s this thing in my hand? It’s square, bound paper that’s been written on. Looks like a book to me. (Acheron)Thank you, Captain Sarcasm. How nice of you to join us again. (Tory)”

“You’re a slave? (Eleni)I was. I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have come here. (Acheron)Take your cloak off and sit, Acheron. You’ve done nothing to apologize for. I admire you all the more for stopping to help us. It’s nothing for a nobleman to do so, yet they seldom bother to help those less fortunate. For a freedman to speak up in defense of another takes great courage and character. What you did is all the more noble and kind, and I would be honored to have you sit at my table with us. (Acheron)”

“Good question. (Acheron)I have a better one. How are we going to clean up this mess? (Kyrian)Nah, mine’s even better. How do you hide a chainsaw in your locker at school? I’m thinking they’re not going to stop, and while the school has a strict no-weapons policy, I don’t think the plastic sporks in the cafeteria are going to do much to combat them. I need protection, man. Serious protection. (Nick)”

“Nah. I got it. Just try not to stake Jean-Luc again if you meet up with him. (Acheron)I can’t help it. All you fanged people look alike in the dark. (Tabitha) Yeah. I know what you mean. All you soul-full people look alike to us, too. (Acheron)”

“How did you get me here? (Tory)I have my evil Jedi ways. The Force is strong with this one. (Acheron)”