“But there was not a police car in sight. Sure, Tracy thought in disgust. They’re never around when you need them.”
“Never around when you needed them, heroes.”
“Prisons are needed only to provide the illusion that courts and police are effective. They’re a kind of job insurance.”
“When they’re together, the world could fall apart around them and they’d never notice or care as long as they have each other.About Alex and Brittany.”
“As far as I'm concerned, you could send all the cars in the world through a compactor and shoot them out through the stratosphere and put them in orbit around Mars. Except, of course, the taxis that have to be at my disposal when I need them.”
“You need to be careful around those posh boys when you go to Oxford. They may seem charming, but they’re not like nice dependable Yorkshire lads.”