“Brittany and I don't date other people.""Why not?""It's called being boyfriend and girlfriend.”
“I don't do alcohol. Or other people's boyfriends. And don't you forget it.”
“I'm a bad boyfriend. She's a bad girlfriend. We deserve each other.”
“Do you want to know what one definition of bizarre might be? Driving to your closeted boyfriend's pretend-girlfriend's house to watch them prepare for a faux date.”
“No dates until you're sixteen. And no boyfriends, either.' I'm not quite sure how to tell Mom, but it looks like I don't just have one boyfriend. I have two.”
“I'm sorry I have issues with my boyfriend doing other men. I'm sorry I have issues with me doing other men. Why was I always being made to feel guilty because I wasn't having sex with more people? Wasn't it supposed to be the other way around?”