“It is my belief that people who speak of high school with a sugary fondness are bluffing away early-onset Alzheimer's. ”
“High school sucks. People who say those were the best years of your life—those people are liars... Who wants the best years of their life to be in high school? High school is something everybody should be ready to lose.”
“The realization, early in high school, that a particle behaved differently if observed or left alone.”
“High school is neither a democracy nor a dictatorship - nor, contrary to popular belief, an anarchic state. High school is a divine-right monarchy. And when the queen goes on vacation, things change.”
“You write for the people in high school who ignored you. We all do.”
“There are two kinds of people in this world: those who know where their high school yearbook is and those who do not.”