“...real teenage boys aren't like characters in the books you read. They smell funny and are obsessed with video games and say dumb things. They're still learning, just like you.”
“I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital.”
“What is this obsession people have with books? They put them in their houses like they're trophies. What do you need it for after you read it?”
“That's the funny thing about cars and teenage boys. They never mean to hurt you when they crash, they just do.”
“Never say anything like that again. You're perfect. Woman without curves aren't women, they're boys with long hair. You, are definitely a woman.”
“Who needs a stupid grampa-loving, book-reading, good-smelling boy who I like to talk to?”