“Is it progress if a cannibal uses a fork?”
“May you fall on a fork and get eaten by a cannibal.”
“Don’t trust the cannibal just ’cos he’s usin’ a knife and fork!”
“The world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork.”
“Even cannibals don't like to be called cannibals.”
“The god of the cannibals will be a cannibal, of the crusaders a crusader, and of the merchants a merchant.”