“I'm fighting a long term disease it's called Death and I will have it until I take my last breath”

“I have a question supposedly God has no father just wondering what is that term we use for a child with out a father? So I guess if I say "God is quite a creative Bastard" I'm correct.”

“If I could out run the Angel of Death I'd probably die from lack of breath!”

“Just to let you know I don't post my books and things on the net in hopes of being rich. The reason is. "I am a person with Bipolar Disorder" and they're are a lot of great minds on the "Famous Bipolar" list that died penniless. If I do the same it's no big deal but having a form of mental Illness I would love to get my name on the Bipolar list also one day. Preferably while I'm still living so I can make sure they spelled it right”

“When I get to Heaven I just know I'm going to forget my toothbrush.”

“I hope to die with dignity and not be on my death bed pondering the afterlife wearing a diaper named Depends.”

“Biology includes the study of the human death which began when you took your first breath”