“It's not where I'm going that worries me it's where I've been that always bites me in the ass.”

“I've been playing the game of life for over 52 years now and I don't feel one day younger or older than I am. Maybe its I just don't feel”

“I was in a department store and the clerk came up to me and said "do you want to lay on the couch' I said "Where's your clip board?”

“If there's a place for me in Hell I hope it's next to someone like you”

“I've been to weddings and I've been to wakes in either setting Love takes no breaks.”

“If you like me 'Fine' if you hate me 'Fine' I'll write you out of my life. It's as simple as Over,Done Forgotten Gone”

“God forgive me for what I've done. God forgive me for what I will do, and forgive me for what I can't do because my religion won't let me.”