“I am very interested and fascinated how everyone loves each other, but no one really likes each other.”

“Do you enjoy holidays with your family? I don't mean your mom and dad family, but your uncle and aunt and cousin family? Personally, I do. There are several reasons for this. First, I am very interested and fascinated by how everyone loves each other, but no one really likes each other. Second, the fights are always the same.”

“Everyone loves each other, but no one really likes each other”

“You always feel like you are the only one in the world, like everyone else is crazy for each other, but it's not true. Generally, people don't like each other very much. And that goes for friends, too.”

“Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one but they think each others stink.”

“Do you even really know how vampires are made?''Well, when a mommy vampire and a daddy vampire love each other very much...”