“It’s strange how things can change back as suddenly as they changed originally. When one thing happens and suddenly, things are back to normal.”

“And things were back to normal except we were just friends.”

“Things change. And friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody.”

“The thing is, some girls think they can actually change guys. And what’s funny is that if they actually did change them, they’d get bored. They’d have no challenge left. You just have to give girls some time to think of a new way of doing things, that’s all. Some of them will figure it out here. Some later. Some never. I wouldn’t worry about it too much.”

“All I could do is lie there and think about how much her voice changed when she asked me if she was pretty, and how much she changed when I answered.”

“It’s much easier not to know things sometimes.”

“So I started shoveling Bob's driveway, which is a strange thing to do at a New Years Eve Party”