“So I started shoveling Bob's driveway, which is a strange thing to do at a New Years Eve Party”
“All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it.”
“My New Year’s Eve Toast: to all the devils, lusts, passions, greeds, envies, loves, hates, strange desires, enemies ghostly and real, the army of memories, with which I do battle — may they never give me peace.”
“I employ this thing I called The Shovel List.”“A shovel..?”“No, a shovel list. It’s more of a conceptual thing. It’s a list of all the people and things I hate so much I want to hit them in the face with a shovel.”
“New Year's Eve always terrifies me.”
“On New Year's Eve, I am home to the Future. I wait to hear her ring the doorbell of the world.1922”