“Some people really do have it a lot worse than I do. They really do.”

“Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.”

“If the devil doesn't exist... how do you explain that some people are a lot worse than they're smart enough to be?”

“Some people remember the sixties better than others do. Some weren't even there, some who were there were not really there, and some who were not really there were "really there".”

“There are lots of guys out there who write a better prose line than I do and who have a better understanding of what people are really like and what humanity is supposed to mean – hell, I know that.”

“I’m so sorry that I wasted your time because you really do mean a lot to me and I hope you have a very nice life because I really think you deserve it. I really do. I hope you do, too. Okay, then. Goodbye.”