“I am no fan of books. And chances are, if you're reading this, you and I share a healthy skepticism about the printed word. Well, I want you to know that this is the first book I've ever written, and I hope it's the first book you've ever read. Don't make a habit of it.”

“I am no fan of books.”

“Think books aren't scary? Well, think about this: You can't spell "Book" without "Boo!”

“Do you know what I like about comedy? You can’t laugh and be afraid at the same time—of anything. If you're laughing, I defy you to be afraid.”

“You said in your book that at the end of the day, every politician is human. What about during the day?”

“It's strange because sometimes, I read a book, and I think I am the people in the book.”

“Wikipedia is the first place I go when I'm looking for knowledge... or when I want to create some.”