“The problem with people today is they are holding a gold bar but complaining about the weight”

“To some I am known as Chief. And these are usually people who work in Radio Shack or try to sell me shoes. To others I am known as Buddy. These are people who dwell in bars and wonder if I’ve got a problem or what it is that I am “looking at.” And to still others, who are in that same bar, standing just off to the side, I am “Get Him!”

“If women are breadwinners and men bring home the bacon, why do people complain about having no dough? I'm confused. Also hungry.”

“The German today is like the June Bride. He knows he is going to get it, but he doesn't know how big it is going to be".”

“It is not about problems, it is about solutions”

“We are a generation of young women who were told we could do anything and instead heard that we had to be everything.”

“No audience ever complained about a presentation or speech being too short”