“No audience ever complained about a presentation or speech being too short”
“No one ever complained about a fat brain. No one ever accused their brain of being too short or too tall, too wide or too narrow. Or ugly. It either worked or it didn't, and mine worked just fine.”
“The audience are likely to remember only three things from your presentation or speech”
“No adolescent ever wants to be understood, which is why they complain about being misunderstood all the time.”
“Some people complain there are too many people on earth, Some people complain about secret societies, Some people accuse others of not being able to wake up early. Almost all people complain about something.”
“The smell of coffee was enough to wake up my neighbors. In a display of gratitude, they complained about my music being too loud.”