“abysmally beshitted.”

“Do you happen to have another Condom? I think I've discovered the cure for headaches.”

“If there is love, smallpox scars are as pretty as dimples. I'll love your face no matter what it looks like. Because it's yours.”

“I know life is hard, I think everyone knows that in their hearts, but why dos it have to be cruel, as well? Why does it have to bite?”

“I know your mother lives in your head - almost everyone's mother does, I guess - but you can't let her have her way on this one”

“And when she talks of Carrie White her face takes on an odd pinched look that is more like Lovecraft out of Arkham than Kerouac out of Southern Cal.”

“The low bird is not picked tenderly out of the dust by its fellows; rather, it is dispatched quickly and without mercy.”