“Money talks, bullshit walks.”

“All of this was well meaning bullshit. But bullshit is still bullshit and will never be mistaken for McDonald's secret sauce.”

“PRECOGNITION, TELEPATHY, BULLSHIT! EAT MY DONG, YOU EXTRASENSORY TURKEY!”

“This is a short book because most books about writing are filled with bullshit.”

“The idea that America exists in a culture of violence is bullshit. What America exists in is a culture of Kardashian.”

“I am, when you stop to think of it, a member of a fairly select group: the final handful of American novelists who learned to read and write before they learned to eat a daily helping of video bullshit.”

“Writing fiction for money is a mug's game.”