“Pride was the belt you used to hold your pants up when you had no pants.”
“Pride was the belt you could use to hold up your pants even after your pants were gone”
“The idea of a belt holding my pants up seems so 20th century. Imagine a world where your pants are held high by your self-esteem. But it’s a silly notion, really, because in a world such as that, nobody would even wear pants. ”
“I’m almost used to you showing up without shoes, but where the hell are your pants?”
“Better check your pants, Kyle. I think you had a nerdgasm.”
“A brick could be used to enhance your sex life. So what are you waiting for? Get that gerbil out of your pants ”