“OK you maybe can't buy happiness with Cosmic Ordering, but it's much better crying in a mansion than in a hovel.”
“Now that Dad was crying, I was, like, both of us can't be sitting on rocks in Antarctica crying. “It's going to be OK, Dad.”
“Money may not buy happiness, but I'd rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.”
“Whoever opined "Money can't buy you happiness" obviously had far too much of the stuff.”
“Money Can't Buy Happiness, but it can buy things that make you happy....”
“You can't buy happiness”