“A brick could be used to keep you three inches away from death. ”
“As a wise Pug once said, all you need is love, kibble and a de-worming tablet every three to six months.”
“From his vantage, three steps back and to the right, Tallow could see Rosato's eye a good five inches outside Rosato's head and still attached to his eye socket by a mess of red worms. In that single second, Tallow abstractedly realized that in his last moment of life, James Rosato could see his killer from two different angles.”
“„Three more inches and you’d really be sexy.“ Three more inches? I’d be a skyscraper.”
“I didn't tell you how beautiful he is so you could fall in love with him. I told you so you could appreciate that I'm in love with him.”