“Only a teenage boy would agree to this: deceiving both our parents while repairing dangerous vehicles using money meant for my college education. He didn't see anything wrong with that picture. Jacob was a gift from the gods.”
“That boy made me realize, for a while at least, that my parents were wrong, and I didn't have to be like them.”
“Jacob was a gift from the gods.”
“When we think of our family, our spouse, parents, or children, let us see them as a gift from God.”
“I used to always worry about money and where it would come from, but now I know that God is the supplier and the giver of good gifts.”
“I don't care how high my shrink increases my Lexapro dosage - I WANT TO BE A ROBOT THAT HELPS WOLVES HAVE SEX. Otherwise my parents threw away the money they spent on my college education.”