“Thy shalt not worship thy investment advisor, for if she were so smart she would be retired by now.”
“Thou shalt not submit thy god to market forces.”
“Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's ice cream.”
“When shalt thou see thy wholesome days again?”
“There were rules among friends, commandments, really, and the most important one was Thou Shalt Not Lust After Thy Friend's Sister.”
“Vlad made a mental note to amend the friend code: thou shalt not date the girl that thy best friend has a crush on...nor shalt thou try sticking thy best friend in the chest with a sharp hunk of wood.”