“When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?”
“There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.”
“It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.”
“Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?”
“Women. Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em.”
“I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, 'The whole time.”