“I have a hobby. I have the world’s largest collection of sea shells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you’ve seen some of it.”
“Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.”
“On the other hand, you have different fingers.”
“Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?”
“Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it?”
“I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.”