“I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.”
“If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?”
“When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.”
“If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?”
“If you can’t hear me, it’s because I’m in parentheses.”
“It doesn’t matter what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature.”