“I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.”
“I finally got around to reading the dictionary. Turns out the Zebra did it.”
“How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?”
“If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?”
“Imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere near your ears.”
“I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don’t know how I got there.”