“My school colors were clear. We used to say, 'I'm not naked, I'm in the band.”

“I'm not afraid of heights, I'm afraid of widths.”

“Sometimes I talk to myself in languages I'm unfamiliar with... just to screw with my subconscious.”

“I'm a peripheral visionary.”

“When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year.I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.”

“When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving.”

“I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.”