“Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.”

“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.”

“Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film.”

“The other day I went to a tourist information booth and asked, 'Tell me about some of the people who were here last year.”

“I have a hobby. I have the world’s largest collection of sea shells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you’ve seen some of it.”

“I have a map of the United States... Actual size. It says, 'Scale: 1 mile = 1 mile.' I spent last summer folding it. I hardly ever unroll it. People ask me where I live, and I say, 'E6.”

“If you are sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?”